Sunday, June 26, 2011

Pictures of me half-naked

This Tuesday, my girlfriend and I will go to Albuquerque where I will pose for pictures in which I will be half-naked. The positioning of my arms is important. My brests must be thrust forward, my back slightly arched to show a better angle.

Why, you ask, would a 58-year-old woman do such a thing? Who would be interest in seeing such pictures.

I honestly don't know who will be looking at those pictures. But I want them to. I hope they study thos pictures throughly and intently.

And I sincerely believe that most women of my age should be doing the same thing.

So, I'm getting my annual mamogram.

I just thought it would sound more exciting this way.

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